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Malcom X and the Wu Tang Ku Klux Klan

Emma Rose, age 7, draws "mommy's boobies" and ol' grandad biff turns it upside down to make "McMommels".
Billions and billions served.

The 2nd Coming and 8th Dirty Word Theatre presents.."Carlin died for your scenes"

George Carlin died for your scenes. His seven dirty words are childs play now...a preparation for Biff Rose's eighth Dirty Word which everyone agrees is "N*ggh" and comes along with the 2nd Coming of Biff who rises like Jesus rose after St. George LOST HIS HEAD to the Dragon Lady and her seven dirty dance steps....sa-low-me down...sa-low-me down...all are dead now....N*ggh rules...(Number eight...!!!...Number eight !!! )

Christians will be force fed a parallel between John the Baptist and George who be-headed fo' HEAVEN and Be BOP-tist !!!. But both led the way to their Life Saviour who comes casting inner "NETS" for the whole Planet and Planet-ation Polly-tics. People of every stripe and hue turn red in the neck in realizing "Polly wants a Cracker!"

PUSH THE "N"-VELOPE !!! Remember the 2nd Coming and the 8th Dirty Word are interchangeable terms. They borh come to the same "N"...as George would've liked had he not been just preparing the way with the Front Seven which everyone knows today as duh...doo...doo...pee...pee...ka...ka...a sound but GROSS introduction to Biff's silent but deadly dot com/ing NET play for those who wouldwork.......

Now everybody has to hold their breath and spread the word silently to avoid the BUNS...(Big Ugly N*gghs Society) and the risk of getting a cap popped up yo' a*s. ...Remember Jesus is back not black or racist or jewish or anti-semitic but like a lightning bolt strikes TERROR in EVERY "-ism"....whether National Social-ism....Commun-ism.....Femin-ism....Capital-ism...Zion-ism....J-ism....Terror-ism or J.C.-ism...J.C. is NOT SETTLED but definitely Inter-NET-tled..

...borne again in a Blog Cabin....remember the END of the WORLD is the "N" of the "WORD"......that "N" you approach that "N's with a hesitating....'er...or if you prefer...uh...!



First coming: "...and a little child shall lead them."
Second coming: "...and a little child shall draw them."


John Davidson goes gay for Biff Rose. CLICK HERE to listen.
It's so wonderful.



"One split second of fame"



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      BIFF ROSE "FILL YOUR HEART WITH..."
      Compilation album released on RPM in England spans recording career.
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Click HERE to see a video someone made to "Molly".

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Order any Biff Rose CD and receive a free copy of "Chapel On The Hill", a compilation of later material assembled by Biff Rose.

Now available exclusively from Wascal's Wecords & Stuff,
this landmark recording live in Berlin Germany, 10/20/2007.



CLICK HERE to hear Jake sing
"Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
with special guest appearance by Emma Rose CLICK HERE to hear Biff's "Katrina Rap"
CLICK HERE to hear "Whatcha Got Tiny Twat"
CLICK HERE to hear "Internet Blues"



CLICK HERE TO HEAR BIFF ROSE'S 12TH APPEARANCE ON THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JESUS CHRIST
WITH ED MESSIAH AND GUEST STAR RODNEY DANGERFIELD.
BIFF SINGS "JESUS AND MARY MAGDALENE"

From E-Stir Pa-Raid available from
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patti

The Political Intrigue Theatre Heats Up presents...

"Nobody's interested in Paul Williams," said Pattie Noland, President of Biff's record company DOWNPAT RECORDS which Biff used when Pattie acted weird as in "DOWN,PAT!...down...Pat..."

"Sure people are interested in Paul Williams,Pattie,down,girl,down.....just like the Republicans are interested in nailing Barack Obama on this 9/11 ,2008, the seventh anniversary of that dastardly Field Hand OSAMA burning down the classical columns of the Ole Plantation Manse in SOUTHERN Manhattan forcing our erstwhile House Servant OBAMA into HURRIED action!!! Osama's in the basement plotting the revolution...Obama's in the penthouse stemming the tide...Biff's BIDEN his time that SARAH may PALIN comparison to Biff Rose's Irish O'Riginal "take" on VURLD POLITICS he calls POLLY TICKS for repeating and repeating the s.o.s. (same ol' schitt) as in "Polly wants a cracker!!! It's radical..it's for radnecks ...with an erect rod..RODnecks...who are definitely RUDE..rudenecks...on the road with the Roadnecks giving people everywhere a good BEADING for the "coming" BEADneck generation.....

OBAMA is talking about the ISSUES....Bush's failed policies are like a pig....electing McCain would be like putting lipstick on a pig....it's still a PIG !

"Nobody's paying any attention to Paul Williams."
"It's not ABOUT Paul Williams,Pattie..Paul Williams is only the Missing Link between Man and the Planet of the Apes...it's about Paul Williams RIPPING OFF Biff Rose and Biff's song, Fill Your Heart and leading "leading" (what Randy Newman would call) "smart ass Hollywood jews" to back Paul and eliminate Biff....this leads Paul to write "We've Only just Begun" and Biff to write "Who's we???" and rely on Linda Wolfe editor of BB Gun magazine to save the day by publishing an Interview with Biff in the Dec,'03 issue of BB Gun and Biff to come up with "We've only just BB Gun" to keep the 2nd Coming of Christ alive and well ...recorded...updating, modernizing, digitally enhanced... re-mastered ..it's the Parable of the MUSTARD SEED.."let your Faith be....BB" Hollywood Kikesuckers don't "get" it.they're not allowed by their "Who framed Roger Rabbi" to READ the NEW TESTICLE...Biff's got the balls to sing of this Umbiblical CHORD...and make a movie...Scissors......CUT !!!"

Paul Williams did evil and the evil was compounded by Kikesuckers who wanted Biff to " sign paper" before they'd give him money...Biff said, "O.K....I'll sign but you better not be lying in this "paper"..this "contract" to gain any advantage..." They were lying in print to gain advantage and "get money" so Biff comes to KILL them in thie sho biz sense sho nuff..explain world e-ventings in RADneck terms..to RUDEnecks everywhere...OSAMA'S in the basement plotting revolution..OBAMA'S in the penthouse stemming tides.......Biff is writing a musical "One Flew over the Coos Coos Nest" where Chuck Kaye (Paul's publisher) and Richard Perry (Tiny Tim's publisher) are chopped up into small pieces and fed thru the food chain in a pre-emptive "strike" on Mama's Hamas Hummus.....Biff uses the INternet like Jesus used the bread and wine..eat my White Lightning !

Paul Williams has lately apologized to Sport Murphy Head of Biff's "SPORT" Group...."Biff", says Sport, "Paul is a friend of mine and he regrets ripping you off..he told me he has remorse about ripping off Fill Your Heart" The lies those Holywood Hebes with Paul Williams spread are revealed in Songwriter Magazine, May,1978 with Randy Newman on the cover smiling..he's got dollar signs in his eyes....and is chosen to play the Lead in Biff's musical "Hiter on the Roof" where he burns online...in this Universal Glass Chamber for the jews and for their bitsches... Concentration Cramps.....everybody sings along in unison happily....."Springtime for Juden mit HeeBee Jeebs !!!"

Those old singer/songwriters from the sixties and seventies are dead now...or dying.... Their fans are all old, aging and decrepit....overfat with material successes...money/fame/power,glory...nothing happening....stars on the boulevard you walk on...predictable bourjie...yup !

They cannot answer the BARBARIAN at the gates of "Rome"...(shut up those phuckin;' nigggurrrzzz !) going back to the Foundations of the Empire... Aunt Romulus and Uncle Remus ! bringing men and women together as Uncle Jesus and Auntie Christ !

It takes Biff Rose who at seventy one is the CHOSEN PRAYDATOR to work the College Coffeehouses where the seventeen year old high school seniors sneak in to "MEET THE ACTORS"...and BIFF IS LOOKING FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN...being as he's seventy one..... a younger one...say one about SEVENTY...but NO WALKERS !!!! They walk too fast..Biff is running for his life....wheel chairs are o.k. this way Biff can pick up chicks literally and feel like THE DOMINANT MALE....for his MALE-SPERM-A-SEA as he has only ONE sperm left..but it's FIVE FOOT WIDE and TEN FOOT TALL....and Biff plans to use it to save the world by draping it over the Wu Tang Ku Klux Klan.

Calling the "NIGGGURRRZZZ" African-Americans is like putting lipstick on a pig....(Black is cool...White's all right....but who calls it "Mellow" Yellow.....stick a Round, Brown.)

The Ray of LIGHT I BEAM from my one good eye burns the CYST stuck up yourasssss....and that's ALL the "Ray-cyst" and use of the word "Ray-Cyst" YOU will ever need....oh members of an uptight and anal society I AM PUBLIC ENEMA NUMBER ONE....love thy enema !!!!


Minimum requirements for stardom according to Robert Christgau of the N.Y. Times....by biff rose (click here)


Letter to the President of Wascals Wecords and Dee Wee Deez (click here)




The album cover to Biff's new cd "The Second Christing of Come" or "Pussyface" featuring Round Brown Sugar is available. Only the album COVER. The album won't be ready till Fall.




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knight wigger
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